You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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