My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just invented taco cereal.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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