I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
why is half of my head shaved?
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