I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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