...so i touched it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
where are my eyebrows?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
