brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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