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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
