There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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