whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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