what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I see more hoeing in ur future
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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