ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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