And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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