overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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