in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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