I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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