He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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