sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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