I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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