Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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