lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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