I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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