She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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