We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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