I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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