you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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