please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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