ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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