drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just gargled with NyQuil
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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