I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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