if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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