what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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