Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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