Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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