some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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