he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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