Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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