Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
sex in a hospital.. check
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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