I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just had sex on a roof
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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