i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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