I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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