Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
