I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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