i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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