he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
