she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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