I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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