How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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