Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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