sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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