i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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