You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize