Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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