Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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