Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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