sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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